Customer Cooks Up Pipin' Hot Severed Penis

This New York Times story has something for everyone: a woman trying to cheat on a drug test, a severed penis and a frighted convenience store clerk. Please read:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Fake-Penis-Scare.html?ex=1141448400&en=a9a1d797fe513c1a&ei=5070&emc=eta1