when I'm rich...

Some day I'm gonna be rich. And when I am, I'm going to buy an island. I will name that island Shittacock Island. I will build a golf course on the island and host a tournament, called the Shittacock Open. Every year at the tournament, I will pretend I'm a news reporter and ask the players "Do you like to play Shittacock?", "Why was Shittacock so rough this year?", and "Whats the secret to Shittacock Open?". I'll also print shirts that say "I love Shittacock." But maybe only one. For me.